. >> stephanie: well tommy in columbus -- he has a lot of people noticing this white hot electricity between us. >> me and you? >> stephanie: you and me. >> oh god! >> stephanie: steph i have come up with a perfect solution mrs. stephanie lavoie. >> no! >> stephanie: steph and chris have been a couple for longer than most people stay married. not because we want to. we need each other in such a horrible toxic way. >> and i need a paycheck. >> stephanie: he is one of my paid friends. >> exactly. i just have to show up at the occasional party, and i'm in good. >> stephanie: it is always so touching. we have to come or you'll fire us. you already know how to touch each other buttons and really piss each other off. >> that's true. >> stephanie: hal sparks could do the music for free. it would be the first gay wedding with it's first bark bark. rocky mountain mike can do the promos for free. jim ward could get to slow dance with melissa fitzgerald. >> okay. >> stephanie: he finds a starting number of pictures online to send to you. >> she is a hotty. >> stephanie: she is smoking hot. and